Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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