you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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