i may or may not be watching the land before time
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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