Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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