Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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