i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
