I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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