so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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