Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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