At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
