in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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