Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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