btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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