i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
