So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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