I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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