I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
