Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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