he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it because I queefed?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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