Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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