It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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