my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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