Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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