I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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