I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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