I don't think brook has ever known best
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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