i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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