I wanna passion pit in your ass
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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