I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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