On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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