So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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