do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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