sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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