He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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