I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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