Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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