How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
