i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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