Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
