But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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