so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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