You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
