You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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