Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.