at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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