At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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