You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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