It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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