so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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