Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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