i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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