u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just cropdusted the office
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.